In the old times, when the government was not giving out free laptops (it’s a conspiracy we’ll talk about on Paranoiac.Info soon), “dyslexics” were forced to overcome their difference from the rest of the people by becoming exceptional persons, just like Einstein did.
Nowadays dyslexia is officially recognized and if you belong to this specie you get a lot of help, which is good. Also to be recognized as a dyslexic helps you to find alternative, more efficient ways to see things and deal with the outside world.
We will closely monitor this specie and report on our findings. You are welcome to do the same, too.
Jesusoid #4 : Beard
The Human specie Jesusoid could be distinguished by an important feature : the Beard.
As our research shows, this attribute evolve trough the life of the species, as we can see in the following pictures.
During his youth, his beard keep relatively discrete –and quite anarchic.
…then, the Jesusoid’s beard rapidly evolve with the passing years, and is more and more tidily sharp,
.. until become extremely sophisticated.
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With our colleagues of the Human Behaviour Lab, we can notice the particular “look eyes” of this three specimens : the one of the youngest translate a spiritual quest, whereas the oldest seems to have reach a high degree of bliss, noticeable with his laughing look.
A contribution to the Character Mutation Laboratory by Niena. (sorry for the approximate english, i’m not used to speak this language).
This is yet another representative of Jesusoid specie. Notice the blissful look in the eyes and the aura of innocence. Again, we clearly notice long hair: a necessary attribute of Jesusoid specie.
The first representative of Artizoid species is Jimi Tenor. He is in no way an archetype for these specie, however, his striking resemblance to Andy Warhol (who was the most notorious of Artizoid species — unfortunately dead now, so we can’t really research him anymore) makes this subject very interesting.
Take notice of the typical haircut, hair color, eclectic outfit, and especially glasses. These species usually do activity that is called “art”, and call themselves “artists”. There are several categories derived from this meta-category, such as “musician” (Mr Tenor is one of them), “performance artists”, “actor”, et cetera.
This subject will be researched in more details later, in the meanwhile you are welcome to leave your comments, which will contribute towards our research.
This particular subject is a good representative of Teeniezoid specie. Their peculiar looks make it very easy to single them out. Also, on Earth the word “teen” usually refers to human species aged 13 - 19 (thirTEEN, fourTEEN … nineTEEN).
Not all “teens” are Teeniezoids though. Teenizoids usually prefer blond hair color, cut their brows, whiten their teeth, talk in high, slightly stretched kind of voice, and are accompanied by the sound of Britney Spears (also this last statement is still to be confirmed, as it varies from specie to specie).
For Teenizoids the looks are important, which in turn are determined by another specie, Bizoids, who provide the value systems and behavior codes for Teenizoids through TVs, magazines, and other media.
This particular subject was researched in 2002 by our lab. Although he is not completely Jesusoid (for the reason that he lacked prophet-like attitude necessary for Jesusoids at the time of research), we see some features (such as long hair and the familiar all-knowing look in the eyes), which are commonly attributed to Jesusoids. Perhaps this is an example of “unfinished” Jesusoid and we will continue our research to see how this subject evolved over the years.
Mr Bill Gates is the perfect example of a Bizoid: hard-working, focused, wearing glasses and a suit, a person with a strong vision and moral values. Besides, he’s the richest man in the world. Please, use the comment field to contribute to our study on this particular subject.
We tend to believe that he is in fact an archetype of Bizoid species, but this notion is yet to be confirmed by our theoretical research and laboratory experiments.
This Jesusoid was found at http://vitechka.livejournal.com. He is particularly interesting because of his narcissist attitude and his friend is amazing too. Notice the peculiar hair style, which is very common among Jesusoid specie. Also, take notice of the “saint” look in the eyes and this beautiful friendly smile…
We are very happy to announce that The Insitutue for Social Freak Studies and Character Mutation Laboratory finally went online and will now use this space to post the latest findings on various categories of social freaks, representatives of so-called “subcultures”.
In order to avoid prosecution from authorities, we are currently based on Plutonium and we are using the old satellite, which was sent to this planet in 1959 (and believed to be lost) to communicate with the outside world.
Please, note, that we are not aliens, we are people, just like you are, who spend most of their time researching anomalities of human behaviour. Don’t be angry at us — we don’t mean to hurt anybody. We simply want to respresent the patterns of human behaviour and to categorize it. In case the Earth is destroyed or something, we’ll still have the memory of what kind of people inhabited it…
You are very welcome to contribute to our studies. In order to do it, just follow Register link in the right-hand menu, or leave us a comment, or send us a message.
